best arab joke i’ve heard

a palestinian, an egyptian, and an emirati were boasting to each other.

the palestinian says, “i’m the greatest among you. i killed the dead sea.”

the egyptian scoffs and says, “i painted the red sea. beat that, suckers.”

finally the emirati steps up and says, “you guys have nothing on me. i sponsored the indian ocean.”

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