还珠格格

So today I got really mad.

I was watching a rerun of 还珠格格 (huan2 zhu1 ge2 ge) on NTV7. You know — the series with 赵薇 (zhao4 wei1) as 小燕子 (xiao3 yan4 zi) and 苏有朋 (su1 you3 peng2) as 五阿哥 (wu3 a4 ge1) that all of us watched every single day ten years ago. /wink. Part of our childhoods.

One part of the episode was about 含香 (han2 xiang1), a Xinjiang princess given to the Emperor as a concubine by her father (ugh). Han Xiang was all about oh I’ve to maintain my purity because my religion demands it: please stop pestering me to sleep with you; the Emperor was like oh since you’re so persistent hokay you win: you get to keep your virginity yaaaay.

And shortly after that, when Han Xiang was thanking the Emperor profusely, as only Asians can do, the audio was cut off. My immediate reaction was wtfbbq stupid Malaysian network, but then I read the subtitles. Han Xiang was giving thanks to 阿拉 (Allah/ﷲ) for the Emperor’s magnanimity.

So the Malaysian censorship board decided to cut out Allah, in Chinese, from a soap opera! Thanks, Rais!

The stupidest thing is that Han Xiang is Muslim. Now what — Chinese Muslims cannot say Allah ah? Fret not, Mr. Censor: the Christians/Jews aren’t out to convert gullible young Muslims by slipping in the sacred kalimah in an imperial Chinese drama made ten years ago. The Xinjiang princess is ethnically 回 (hui2) and was mumbling a bona fide prayer (doa/دعاء) of thanks (ash-shukr/الشكر) to the God of Islam.

So yeah, again, the same rant applies. Tell me why (li-madha/لماذا) the hell (jahannam/جهنم) do we have a censorship board, and what (madha/ماذا) the hell (jahannam/جهنم) they are doing meddling in what gets said in a soap opera. This is really weird because I’m angrier at this than at their antics at censoring the kissing/fondling scenes in movies.

Let me pray for once: audhu billah min al-ghabi/أعوذ بالله من الغبي/O Lord, keep me from idiots.

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14 Comments

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14 responses to “还珠格格

  1. flory

    LOVE THIS SHOW

    also, i’d never noticed that he was muslim. the things you don’t notice when you’re 12. thanks for pointing that out 😛

  2. kc

    soon they will ban alamak & the all time malaysian fav… alaaar

  3. eyeer why so bad? tsk.

    what time does the show air on ntv7?

  4. this show reminds me of my schooldays, not because I used to watch it, but because there was some character named “zi wei ge ge” and everybody went on about it whenever i told them my name in mandarin. wtfbbq.

    regardless!

    /like

  5. Didn’t realise she’s Muslim when I was watching it!
    Will re-link article on facebook. I think they kept all the pretty racy scenes in Nine. This they think they should censor. Sigh.

  6. aysha

    hey perancis goreng! I knew I HAD seen you somewhere.

  7. Tim

    Haha this is hilariously paranoid!

  8. Tasnim

    I’ll say that prayer once I land in Malaysia. sigh. *malu*

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