H&M Jacket: $70
White Dress Shoes: $10
Black Boots: $50
Walking into a Unification Church (of mass marriage fame) Sunday service (with so many hot hapas);
Witnessing white guys fumble Korean names and extol the virtues of the True Parents and True Children;
Listening to a financial report about the church’s investment arm (“The South Korean church is now financially self-sufficient”); and
Leaving with a souvenir (“Kidnapping, Confinement, and Forced Conversion: A Hidden Human Rights Abuse in Japan” — link):
Priceless
Ironic Paradox 